Keys of Babylon

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  © Robert Minhinnick 2011

  ISBN 978-1-85411-564-5 (EPUB edition)

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  This book is a work of fiction. The characters and incidents portrayed are the work of the author’s imagination. Any other resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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  The publisher works with the financial assistance of the Welsh Books Council.

  Robert Minhinnick is glad to acknowledge a Creative Wales award that has enabled him to undertake the writing of The Keys of Babylon.

  THE KEYS

  OF BABYLON

  Robert Minhinnick

  At a dictator's grave

  1

  Mic remembered his father’s hand tousling his hair, or pulling him across the road. A hard hand, cracks in the thumbs filled with dirt. He loved to examine his father’s hands, to spread the fingers and trace all those roads worn in the skin, the whorls like the galaxies in the teacher’s big book.

  That atlas of stars was the only book in the classroom. There was no paper, no pencils. The windows held no glass, only sometimes the stars and maybe those galaxies like the calluses on his father’s palms. On Friday afternoon, the teacher read from this single book. Mic could only remember that the sun was a yellow dwarf.

  But his father was not a labourer. He worked in an office and his mother always said Dada had beautiful penmanship. His hands were hard because he had to break up the concrete gun emplacement behind their house, to grow vegetables on the land. The concrete was four feet thick, his mother said, and father a thin man, if wiry. Smashing the huge concrete mush-room was illegal, but there was no one left who cared.

  They would walk to the cemetery. Two miles Dada always said, but it felt longer. His father didn’t talk much, but once, Mic remembered, he told him the name of a flower. It was growing in the grass at the side of the road.

  Chicory, his father said. Remember chicory. Some people make their coffee with chicory.

  Why do they do that?

  Because they’re poor. Because it gives a taste.

  Coffeeweed, his father then called it. That’s its other name.

  Mic thought he would hate chicory, and scowled at the flower.

  Usually they’d catch the bus back. A man used to sit at the stop chanting a poem. He never caught the bus. It was a great poem, he always said. Even the Greeks had forgotten it, the poem was so old. Dada would scrabble a few qindarka out of his trouser pocket for the fare but often the driver merely waved them aboard. On that bus journey back to the city Mic always hoped to meet Pjeter. Usually the bus was full of headscarved women with bundles of sticks and trussed chickens, and soldiers in their green uniforms winking at the girls. Sometimes Mic and Pjeter could sit together, whilst his father stood.

  Pjeter wanted to be a priest. Mic made little of this. Pjeter was pale with big eyes. He was skinny and could climb trees and hang by his long legs, making faces.

  Do priests play football? Mic asked.

  Pjeter shrugged. Dunno.

  I want to play for Roma, Mic said. Pjeter sneered. How many Albanians play in Serie A? he asked.

  I will be the first. Anyway, what do priests do?

  Pjeter shrugged again. Eat three meals a day, he said. Touch up the girls.

  Once his father took Mic up the hill to the warehouse. A lorry had arrived, full of aid. It was Catholic aid, but the Muslims were getting some too. It must be equal, the lorry drivers said. No favourites. Everyone laughed at that.

  They stayed in the warehouse all day, fetching, carrying. Mic had never seen such bounty. So many things. There was a mirror. He loved it at once, that cracked oval mirror with a rainbow at its edge. He stared at his face in its glass, scowled, smiled. He wished Pjeter was there to blow out his cheeks and look like a monkey.

  Who gets the mirror, Dada? Mic called.

  Not you, said a woman, flour on her hands from a burst bag.

  Mic’s grandada was buried in the cemetery. That’s why they visited. One day, his father took him to another part of the graveyard. The plots here were edged with marble and there were low marble headstones.

  Look, his father said. On one of the stones were two words in capitals: ENVER HOXHA. On the grave bed were vases with brown bouquets, and a jam jar with dandelions in the green water.

  But the boy wasn’t interested. He was looking across the cemetery to where two young men were teasing one of the mad people. All the mad people had been chased out of the asylum and now everyone was scared of them. They wandered the streets begging for food. The mad people slept in doorways or down at the bus station. They were lost.

  This mad boy was big as a bull. He was making strange bellowing sounds. The young men were pretending to beat him with bunches of dead flowers. Earlier his father had picked ox-eye daisies and placed them on Grandada’s unnamed plot. Now he was muttering to himself. Mic looked back to the three figures on the other side of the graveyard. They were pulling the mad boy’s trousers off.

  His father had sat down by the grave and taken out his bottle. Now he would drink a little arak and continue talking to himself. Arak tasted of the worst things in the world. It smelt of rotten potatoes. Mic had seen his father spit a mouthful over Hoxha’s name.

  Once Mic and Pjeter and Flutura and some friends were playing round the mushrooms in the park. The mushrooms were the concrete gun emplacements, and they were spread all over the city and countryside, over the hills and in the gardens. They were grey and round and looked like they had sprung up overnight, even though they had always been there.

  Some people kept goats in the mushrooms. Some people even grew mushrooms in the mushrooms. He remembered Pjeter was on top, larking about, sliding down with his lanky legs, wearing out the seat of his pants. There were no socks in his shoes. And then a woman came out of the entrance. Get off, she said. Go away.

  She was one of the mad people, she must have been. Or that’s what Mic thought. She was wearing a soldier’s overcoat tied up with string. Her hair was yellow as bonfire smoke and she had yellow eyes, like a goat’s in the dark.

  Flutura screamed. They all scarpered because they thought she might have been a witch. A mad witch. You never knew what you’d find in the mushrooms. Dead bodies, guilty lovers. There were millions of mushrooms everywhere.

  Another time, a man showed the gang his card. BBC it said. They took him round to see the tank traps, and he filmed them with his camera. He filmed the children too and wrote their names down. Once he told them to gather round, and opened a bag. It was full of chewies and sweets in their coloured cellophane. He gave everyone a handful, plus a dollar each. A dollar!

  Mic ran home and showed his father, who came in with his sleeves rolled up and concrete dust on his shoes. But it was mother who took the dollar. She folded it up small as a postage stamp.

  But where did you spend a dollar? Mother had only leks for the market. Sometimes she let Mic count the notes. Mic thought they must be rich, but the money was torn and dirty and smelled of
dirty people like the witch with yellow eyes. Witches killed babies, Mic knew that. They could suck the breath out of children’s bodies. Pjeter had made one of his rubber faces at the witch as they ran away.

  2

  Mic preferred the tongs to the grabber. After an hour’s use, the grabber grew slack and was difficult to control. So it would be the tongs for Mic tonight.

  The concert was supposed to end before midnight. That was the rule. But there was Paul McCartney running on to the stage, and there was Neil Young welcoming him, Neil Young with his ancient face, Neil Young, not a young man now but as ravaged as the alkies and the homeless Mic was supposed to roust from the park benches in the dark.

  Not that Mic rousted anyone. Too dangerous. Because where would they go, those dangerous homeless men, the big Nigerians, the skinny Roma, the thin and whiskery Irish? They were sleeping in Hyde Park because they had no homes. Yes, that was the problem with the homeless. They never went home. And then on the big screen Paul McCartney was singing, singing his part of the song, his part of Day in the Life. And Neil Young, fearsome as some Hyde Park vagabond, rolling his eyes like a horse, spittle on his lips, was also singing Day in the Life. Neil Young’s drummer, looking ill and decrepit, an older man the drummer, surely another homeless man there tonight in Hyde Park, a broken-down man, was drumming and drumming, and the song, that Day in the Life, coming to a crescendo, its last chord building and building and taking so long to die away, and the crowd standing and cheering, none of them sitting now, everyone whooping and waving, and Neil Young playing the xylophone, no it was the vibraphone the crowd said, a mysterious sound, silvery and slinky, and then he was gone, Neil Young gone, Paul McCartney gone, the drummer with his broken-down face gone, all gone from the screen, the screen in Hyde Park, and they would be starting their party now somewhere in a fabled West End hotel, and the crowd was making its way home, the thousands, the tens of thousands, and only Mic to stay, Mic and Stanis and the others to stay and clean up after the crowd, after the party and the concert in Hyde Park, the last chord of Day in the Life still echoing over the grass, still vivid in the crowd’s shining eyes.

  Already Greendown’s electric trolleys and vans were travelling the park roads, and Mic was filling bags with polystyrene cartons and plastic glasses, cartons that had held Thai green curry and Thai red curry, glasses drained of Tiger and Kingfisher and Old Speckled Hen.

  Mic wiped his brow under the floodlights. He stepped around figures in sleeping bags, figures in plastic bin liners, figures sprawled half-naked on the grass. People were not supposed to sleep in Hyde Park but he understood why they had to lie down. It had been so hot all day, hot throughout a day of uppers and downers until the downers won and the mind gave in.

  Take your pick, Mic thought. And the sleepers had chosen, pot and coke and speed and kefatine and the blissful pethidine, the white tablets, the blue pills, the capsules full of rainbow granules, the Red Bull and the Jagermeister. Yes, they had chosen. Some of it, all of it, and these were the victims, the blithely dreamless sleepers under the Hyde Park trees.

  Look, here was a couple asleep in one another’s arms, a couple who had collapsed against the mottled trunk of a plane tree, a tree Mic decided he could not like, a leper’s tree the plane tree, a couple asleep amongst the plane leaves fallen out of that parched midnight, a pale and sacrificial couple amidst the thousands and thousands of plastic water bottles that waited for his tongs.

  So much food had not been touched. So much was abandoned half eaten. Mic and Stanis sat on the grass in the dark and shared a picnic. The red curry. The green curry. They drank from the plastic bottles and gathered the empties at their feet. Stanis had Yorkshire Spring, Tesco Fountainhead Spring, Surrey Down and Highland Spring. Mic found Hydr8 and Lomond Spring, Ty Nant and Ice Valley, Vivreau and Asda Farm Stores. Mic won because Stanis gave up and lay down under a hedge with his tongs and said he was too tired to work, too tired and his head was buzzing with the noise Neil Young and his evil drummer had been making. Yes, a wicked old man that drummer, someone he could imagine meeting in a forest, an old man who ate children, cooked them in a cauldron and ate them as the legends described.

  Mic said don’t be stupid. The Greendown superintendents were all over the park. They would drive up silently on their electric trolleys, and Stanis would lose his job. Then he’d have to go to the hostel, and he knew what that was like.

  Mic thought Stanis had taken some chemical and he pulled him up and put the tongs back in his hands and said at least pretend you’re working. But Stanis only laughed and wandered off with a plastic bag over his head towards the screen being taken down from the stage.

  As dawn broke, Mic surveyed the scene. They had worked so hard but it still resembled a war zone. Paper and bottles everywhere, sheets of plastic grey and blue, as if the sky had fallen, a tattered sky in ruins upon the grass.

  He picked up the silver stomach from inside a wine box. Half full. He picked up a pair of jeans with a belt made of rope. Yes, he would take the jeans home. He picked up a tee shirt with a picture of Neil Young, whose face was huge and cruel. Yes, a cruel god, Neil Young, who had made such a terrible noise. What could have possessed him to make such a din? But Mic took the tee shirt too. It was useful.

  Dawn’s smoke rose in every direction. There were figures moving through the haze, Greendown’s cleaners in their dayglo tabards, barefoot girls creeping over the grass dressed in gauze and mist and almost nothing at all, barechested boys who wandered about in thought, as if they had mislaid something marvellous that had been there a moment ago.

  At 7 a.m. the sun was shining and the new shift was arriving, Obi Wan and Obi Two were there. The Ivorian was there, tall as a tree. Mic and Stanis stowed their tongs in a trolley and walked to the Marble Arch exit and into Orchard Street, then north and east towards Pentonville and eventually Hermes Street. It took them ninety minutes to get home.

  They shared a room at number 37. Mic went to the shower cubicle down the landing, then back to the room to change. Stanis was already asleep on his couch, still wearing the yellow tabard.

  Mic made himself a cup of coffee and put a slice of bread on the hot ring. It burned before it toasted, but he was used to that. By 9 a.m. he was changed into different jeans and a clean shirt, and at 9.30 he was entering the Champagne Bar at St Pancras Railway Station.

  He could see himself in the mirrors. Hair combed, face clean shaven. Thin, a thin man, but worth a look. Yes, the girls might look. Or the women now, some of them at least. And a few might catch his eye then glance away from that slim figure, the dark man with grey speckling in his hair. Greek, they might think. Italian perhaps. A waiter on his day off. But as with all waiters it was hard to say how old he was.

  Mic never played for Roma. But he had visited the Emirates Stadium and the Arsenal Museum, heard the crowds marching down the Holloway Road and stepped out of their way. A few times he sat in that pub near Varnisher’s Yard and watched Sky Sports all morning, sometimes Serie A, sometimes the tall Totti leading the line, Francesco Totti who appeared in the mobile phone adverts.

  Presto, Totti would say, Hey Presto, which made Mic laugh. Once Totti lay on the pitch after he scored a goal, the ball under his jersey in tribute to his pregnant wife.

  How the crowd had roared, amazed. How Mic had cheered with the other Roma supporters in the bar, the rival Lazio fans shrugging it off, and everyone speaking their streetwise Romanesco in that London pub, and Mic happy for a moment. Because sometimes even an Albanian was allowed to cheer. Poor as an Albanian, that’s what the Italians said. In Italy, Albanians were scum.

  But this was not Italy. This was London and everything was different. Mic lived in the centre of the world. King’s Cross was that centre, where the British queen was buried under platform nine of the railway station. The British queen who had fought the Romans, fought Totti’s people with scythes on her chariot wheels. And platform nine was where Harry Potter caught his train. Sometimes Mic went to watch the
Japanese tourists who thought Harry was a real boy. How he pitied them.

  Then she was there. Only a little late. Thirty minutes late, her average. Suddenly, on the stool beside him, sat Li, Li in red, a tight red dress, Li boyslim, smiling, smiling despite her sadness, Li with her tiny handbag, narrow as a knife, her teeth shining, her eyes bright as a blackbird’s even as she said hey, hey hello, hello to you, Mr Mic.

  And Mic looked up and the barman came over once again and the bar hostess who has been watching him at last, looked away. How Mic wanted to order Dom Pérignon White Gold, 1995. Yes, a jeroboam. For £6500.00. That’s what the menu said.

  Instead, he asked for De Nauroy Brut NV. Two glasses, please. It came in at £7.50 a glass. Li always said Chinese people could not drink alcohol, but perhaps one glass would be allowed. And Mic knew that Li would take one taste and leave the glass untouched for the next hour, and then finish the champagne in one gulp when it was flat, oily and flat, then splutter and shriek and complain that she was drunk. Yet it seemed to Mic that Li could get drunk on nothing at all, so brightly did her eyes shine for that hour they shared.

  But Mic understood that Li needed the drink. Her work started at 11 a.m. and anything that helped her deal with work was welcome. Li took other things to help her cope because so many men wanted to visit her. Mic understood that.

  They had met three times this way. Champagne was Mic’s idea, although the cost was cruel. But here they were at the Eurostar departure floor, and who could say they were not on their way to Paris with champagne flutes waiting aboard the train? Certainly none of the others who sat along the bar that curved for one hundred metres like a gleaming rail. None of them cared. Yes, the hostess cared, who saw everything and acted as if she knew everything. But Mic’s money was good.